Niagra Falls skit Heroes styleBased off a sketch the Three Stooges do in one of their episodes! <3
Matt: (bumps into Sylar) Sorry, pal!
Sylar: Pal....its been a while since Ive been called pal.
Matt: (recognizes him as Sylar) Wait! Arent you that serial killer? (backs away)
Sylar: I havent always been a serial killer.....I was normal once, just like you. Would you like to hear my story?
Matt: Not re
Sylar: Many years ago I went by the name of...Gabriel. I had a family--a mother, a father. I even had a stuffed animal. Mr. BunBun. I loved that stuffed animal. One day, I lost it. I lost Mr. BunBun, never to see him again.
Matt: Wait--was it pink?
Matt: Was it fluffy?
Matt: Did it have chew marks around the edges of the ears because you used to gnaw it whilst asleep?
Sylar: Yes yes!! Do you have him?!
Matt: Nope was just an educated guess.
Sylar: Oh. Anyway...after losing Mr. BunBun I lost myself. To hear my own name drove me insane. To me, Ga
Knowledge Chapter One"Any last words?"
She keeps staring at me, that....that awestruck look in her eyes. Whats this girls problem?
You know I dont have any powers, right?
God, that arrogance!
You know who I am. You know where I am. Do you honestly think Id let you leave alive? Youre disposable to me.
She smilessmiles!and says, If you really thought that Id be already dead.
My turn to be sarcastic. Oh, really? Because I was under the impression that I was being humane, giving you some last wishes.
Somethinga memory, perhaps?flashed across her eyes. Nonetheless she remained looking content where she was, tied to a chair in my apartment.
Sylar! That startles her a bit.
Sylar. I can help you.
I feel my eyebrow raise but suppress it. Too human. You have no powers; you already pointed that out to me. What use would you be to me?
Another Thor/Loki kinkmeme story -sigh-"Brother, please!"
Thor continued to look at himself in the mirror, unnecessarily smoothing his hair and rustling his cape about. Meanwhile, the weight of Mjolnir was increasing on Loki's chest.
"Brother, please, it hurts! I I can't breathe properly "
Thor sighed loudly and kicked the hammer off his brother. Loki groaned and rolled to his side, clutching his chest.
"I'm merely trying to toughen you up, Brother." Thor lifted Loki from the ground one-handedly and placed him on the bed. "What's the matter, can't handle it?" And he laughed. He laughed at Loki's pain, at Loki's weakness
That was enough. Loki sprang up from the bed. Chains appeared, seeming to shoot out of his hands, wrapping around Thor so that he fell down with a hard thud.
"I've had enough of your torture, Brother. Now it's time for you to get some back. Oh, and the chains? A new trick of mine. Don't even bother trying to break them,"for Thor was twisting, struggling with them already