Niagra Falls skit Heroes styleBased off a sketch the Three Stooges do in one of their episodes! <3
Matt: (bumps into Sylar) Sorry, pal!
Sylar: Pal....its been a while since Ive been called pal.
Matt: (recognizes him as Sylar) Wait! Arent you that serial killer? (backs away)
Sylar: I havent always been a serial killer.....I was normal once, just like you. Would you like to hear my story?
Matt: Not re
Sylar: Many years ago I went by the name of...Gabriel. I had a family--a mother, a father. I even had a stuffed animal. Mr. BunBun. I loved that stuffed animal. One day, I lost it. I lost Mr. BunBun, never to see him again.
Matt: Wait--was it pink?
Matt: Was it fluffy?
Matt: Did it have chew marks around the edges of the ears because you used to gnaw it whilst asleep?
Sylar: Yes yes!! Do you have him?!
Matt: Nope was just an educated guess.
Sylar: Oh. Anyway...after losing Mr. BunBun I lost myself. To hear my own name drove me insane. To me, Ga
Knowledge Chapter One"Any last words?"
She keeps staring at me, that....that awestruck look in her eyes. Whats this girls problem?
You know I dont have any powers, right?
God, that arrogance!
You know who I am. You know where I am. Do you honestly think Id let you leave alive? Youre disposable to me.
She smilessmiles!and says, If you really thought that Id be already dead.
My turn to be sarcastic. Oh, really? Because I was under the impression that I was being humane, giving you some last wishes.
Somethinga memory, perhaps?flashed across her eyes. Nonetheless she remained looking content where she was, tied to a chair in my apartment.
Sylar! That startles her a bit.
Sylar. I can help you.
I feel my eyebrow raise but suppress it. Too human. You have no powers; you already pointed that out to me. What use would you be to me?
Enterprise AdventuresYou ever have one of those days where, from the moment you wake up, you know its gunna be a bad day?
Yeah. That's what happened to me two days ago.
Fortunately, it turned into one of the more amusing days I've had.
I don't really remember how it started. I just blinked, and I was in a totally different place. A small corridor, with lots of people passing by. They barely even noticed me! And I was just standing there, right in the middle of the action. I spotted someone towards the other end of the hallway, standing there like I was. She turned around, a confused look on her face .and made eye contact with me! Direct eye contact! You can't image how relieved I was. The second our eyes met she started to move towards me. There was an excited urgency to the way she moved, it was rather alarming.
"You see me!"
I looked around; she was definitely talking to me. "Um yes, I do."
She was bouncing. "You've no idea how happy I am that you can see me! I've just been standing here f