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1. Hide his wig
2. Send him an invite to Elizabeth's and Will's wedding
3. Tell him, since he is technically a pirate now, he deserves a 'short drop and a sudden stop', too.
4. ...then cry over his not-dead-yet body. Do not stop. Ever.
5. Unleash his fangirls on him (both Scruffington and Norrington)
6. Whilst he meets with Beckett for a briefing, sing "Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" obnoxously loud outside the door.
7. Constantly remind him that he is under the command of Captain Jack Sparrow, one of his sworn enemies.
8. Lock him in a room with Will Turner (no weapons, though)
9. Try to seduce him
10. ...and refuse to believe him when he says his heart only belongs to Elizabeth
2. Send him an invite to Elizabeth's and Will's wedding
3. Tell him, since he is technically a pirate now, he deserves a 'short drop and a sudden stop', too.
4. ...then cry over his not-dead-yet body. Do not stop. Ever.
5. Unleash his fangirls on him (both Scruffington and Norrington)
6. Whilst he meets with Beckett for a briefing, sing "Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" obnoxously loud outside the door.
7. Constantly remind him that he is under the command of Captain Jack Sparrow, one of his sworn enemies.
8. Lock him in a room with Will Turner (no weapons, though)
9. Try to seduce him
10. ...and refuse to believe him when he says his heart only belongs to Elizabeth
Literature
10 ways to annoy Castiel
10 ways to annoy Castiel
1. Show him some Destiel (possibly Samifer) fanfictions.
2. Call him Cassandra.
3. Burn his trenchcoat (doing this will also annoy me)
4. Ask him if the voice on the phone gave him any more minutes.
5. Tease him about being a forty-thousand year old virgin.
6. Get him blackout drunk and do things... When he regains consciousness, tell him you had a great time.
7. Tell him Dean was dreaming of him.
8. Ask him why Dean knows the color of his ass.
9. When he gets mad at you (and makes that adorable face) stage whisper 'Don't mess with the nerdy angels'.
10. Ask him if he was doing Zacheria 'special favors'.
Literature
A Pivotal Moment Chap 13 (KilixReaderxLegolas)
“Watch out!” Bufor said, pointing out over the water at the giant clusters of rock in front of them. Bard flicked his eyes to the sky and expertly steered the barge safely between them. Fog covered the lake and thin ice formed in patches on the surface of the water. The cold wind felt like knives against Y/n’s skin. The ends of her damp hair were encrusted in ice. Her stomach growled.
“What are you trying to do, drown us?” Thorin grunted. Y/n frowned at his tone.
“I was born and bred on these waters, Master Dwarf. If I wanted to drown you, I would not do it here,” Bard winked at Y/n, who smiled. He
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A better way to annoy him, encourage his Master (Missy) to work with him on a PotC, or DW production...